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TEACHER: Thandeka, go to the map and find North America . THANDEKA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: THANDEKA. TEACHER: Rodney, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor? Rodney: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Nathi, how do you spell 'crocodile?' NATHI: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong NATHI: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. TEACHER: Hendrick, what is the chemical formula for water? HENDRICK: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? HENDRICK: Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Thabiso, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. Thabiso: Me! TEACHER: Mapula, why do you always get so dirty? Mapula: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Dipuo, give me a sentence starting with 'I'. DIPUO: I is.. ...