Bad Puns

Just tried the new coffee - Osama Bin Latte. It has a fluffy white head with two shots in it.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'

Then there was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

Did you know that 6 of the 7 dwarfs aren't Happy?

Two antennas fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.

Why is person who invests all your money called a broker?

If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine

When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

If you were lost in fog, would you be mist?

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